How Long Is Deployment?

3 pairs of contacts, tubes of toothpaste, bottles of saline, and packs of toilet paper.
1 pack of sandwich bags and trash bags
500+ miles on the treadmill and bike
2 trips to West Virginia
1 trip to Haiti
126 novels read
10 panic attacks
4 packs of Meatwad’s bones
5 care packages
9 seasons of Seinfeld
10 seasons of M*A*S*H
1 new pair of running shoes
27 times taking out the trash
1 half-marathon!
1 new toilet (finally!)
4 new friends
118 school days
6 packs of birth control
5 cases of tea bags
2 hair cuts
3 house deep-cleanings
8 lawn mows
6 months
27 weeks
182 days
4,382 hours
262,974 minutes

And it’s finally almost over!